If you need ideas for your new year's resolutions, here are mine.
- Lose weight, by training to become the thumb wrestling champion
- Learn something new... like performing brain surgery… on myself.
- Spend more time with family and friends… on Facebook.
- Take a job with the Long Island Railroad and turn down the NFL, so that I can spend more time with family
...on Facebook
...with my phone while operating the train.
- Be more organized and productive… by outsourcing to India and China.
- Get out of debt
...by starting a company that would clear the snow in New York right after a blizzard, and cut costs
...by outsourcing to workers from India and China.
- Form a coffee-party of Democrats to retake Congress.
- Bitch about the economy; wait, I did that last year.
- Drink more water… without peeing more.
- Gain weight… by drinking more water without peeing more.
This list presented in a video at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7vnCbYELmo
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Hey, #3 isn't all that crazy. I've been able to stay in touch with lots of long-distance relatives through Facebook. It's a way to feel like you're a part of their lives, I think.
ReplyDeleteThat is true for long-distance relatives and Facebook is a great tool for that. But a lot of people are trying to reduce the time they spend on Facebook and IM in general.
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