1. Occupy Sesame Street
2. Change CD in player
3. Get up to date with technology and get rid of CD player. Get a solar powered… cassette player.
4. Move to Canada to get away from hurricanes and earthquakes in New York.
5. Use social networks like Twitter to spark a Canadian spring.
6. Bitch about the economy. Wait, I did that last year (and the year before.)
7. Become the Republican nominee for the Presidency so that I can do three things: (1) Stop hurricanes and earthquakes, (2) Miraculously eradicate unemployment despite global economic problems, and (3) Ah. Ummm. What’s the third one? Oops.
8. Become really good at planking so that I can get endorsements from Nike... and Apple.
9. Tebow five times a day.
10. Come up with a more serious list of New Year’s Resolutions.
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New Year's Resolutions 2012, Shu Chan 陳樹中 University of California, UC Davis, Brooklyn Tech, Amadeo Constanzo
Terence Chan LIU Long Island University
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